Overheard
October 19, 2006
The Varmint to The Baby, as he stands in front of the refrigerator and shows her all of the photographs posted there: "Just look at your daddy. Isn't he just the coolest? Look how stylish your daddy is, you lucky, lucky girl. Look! There's another picture of your daddy. Isn't he just the best? You've got the coolest daddy ever, don't you think?"
Baby: [farts loudly]
The Varmint to The Baby, trying vainly to ignore Tam as she rolls on the ground, laughing hysterically: "Hey! Well, I guess you are only three weeks old - obviously you're just not mature enough to grasp the full meaning of your commentary."