My Top Five Irrational Pregnancy Fears

My Top Five Irrational Pregnancy Fears

1. I give birth to a rodent, or some variation with a fur / tail combination. (Varmint + Tam = ????)

2. Varmint Jr. gets the inevitable double-serving of The Nerd Gene and is destined for years of wedgies and Indian burns.

3. It gets stuck.

4. My mother's evil wish: "I hope you get a kid just like you!" comes true.

5. In 20 years they discover that prenatal vitamins actually cause hirsutism and male pattern baldness in women.


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I am a writer and lazy artist who loves travel, architecture and design. Right now, I'm into photography. My fabulous husband (a.k.a. The Varmint) and I are also the principals of a San Diego-based creative agency - and new parents to the divine Baby Mak. Read More >