My Top Five Irrational Pregnancy Fears
March 8, 2006
My Top Five Irrational Pregnancy Fears
1. I give birth to a rodent, or some variation with a fur / tail combination. (Varmint + Tam = ????)
2. Varmint Jr. gets the inevitable double-serving of The Nerd Gene and is destined for years of wedgies and Indian burns.
3. It gets stuck.
4. My mother's evil wish: "I hope you get a kid just like you!" comes true.
5. In 20 years they discover that prenatal vitamins actually cause hirsutism and male pattern baldness in women.
Add to del.icio.us
Add to Technorati
Digg This
Reddit It
