The Varmint: "Careful! Don't kiss me right now, babe, I'm really stinky."

Tam: *coughing* "Dude! That's not even right - you're right, you reek! Go take a shower, why don't you?"

The Varmint: *guiltily* "I can't. It's, uh, even stinkier in there right now..."


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I am a writer and lazy artist who loves travel, architecture and design. Right now, I'm into photography. My fabulous husband (a.k.a. The Varmint) and I are also the principals of a San Diego-based creative agency - and new parents to the divine Baby Mak. Read More >